June 2011
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Holidays 6.30
Burning of the Three Fires (France)
Circus Comes To Town Day
Festival of Ass-Kissing
Gone With the Wind Day
Ice Cream Soda Day
Independence Day (Democratic Republic of the Congo, fka Zaire; from Belgium, 1960)
Leap Second Day
National Bomb Pop Day [last Thursday]
National Handshake Day [last Thursday]
National Ice Cream Soda Day
NOW Day
Pop-Up Toaster Day
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An’ damn the eyes, whoever tries, to rob a poor man of his beer.
– British music hall song, 1830
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Holidays 6.29
Almond Butter Crunch Day
Flower and Camera Day
Funeral of Kostroma Celebration
Independence Day (Seychelles; from UK, 1976)
Interstate Highway Day
Pennsylvania Dutch Day
Sacrament of the Silicon Host
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The sum of the matter is, the people drink because they wish to drink.
– Rudolph Brand
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Holidays 6.28
Festival of Terrible Poetry
Go Barefoot Around the House Day
Long Letter Day
National Columnists’ Day [4th Tuesday]
Tapioca Day
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The only reason I want to live longer, is to drink more beer.
– Ricky Gervais
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Holidays 6.27
Canadian Multiculturalism Day (Canada)
Decide To Be Married Day
Festival of Neither Nor
Independence Day (Djibouti; from France, 1977)
Industrial Workers of the World Day
Initium Aestatis (Old Roman Summer Festival)
Log Cabin Day
Mixed Race Day (Brazil)
National Lemonade Day
Orange Blossom Day
Please Take My Children To Work Day [last Monday]
Siebenschläfertag (Seven...
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I keep telling people that beer is more important than armies when it comes to...
– Alexei Vranich, archeologist
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Holidays 6.26
America’s Kids Day [4th Sunday]
Bar Code Day
Chocolate Pudding Day
Descendants Day [last Sunday]
Festival of Ranting & Vaporing
Gay Pride Day [last Sunday]
Human Genome Day
Independence Day (Madagascar; from France, 1960)
Independence Sunday (Iowa) [Sunday before July 4]
International Day Against Drug Abuse & Illicit Trafficking
National Forgiveness Day [4th...
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I know Bacchus, the god of wine, for he smells of nectar; but all I know of the...
– Emperor Julian the Apostate, 361 CE
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Holidays 6.25
Doonesbury Day (Washington, DC)
Feast of the Optional Holiday
Festival of Ranting & Vaporing
Independence Day (Croatia; from Yugoslavia, 1991)
Independence Day (Mozambique; from Portugal, 1975)
Log Cabin Day (Michigan)
National Catfish Day
Strawberry Parfait Day
Virginia Statehood Day (#10; 1788)
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No verse can give pleasure for long, nor last, that is written by...
– Horace, quoting 5th century Athenian poet Cratinus
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Holidays 6.24
Bannockburn Day (Scotland)
Celebration of the Senses
Festival of Contagious Magic
Midsummer Day (UK)
Museum Comes To Life Day
National Forgiveness Day
Pralines Day
Quarter Day (England, Ireland & Wales)
UFO Day
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Mankind: The animal that fears the future and desires fermented beverages.
– Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, 1755-1826
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Holidays 6.23
Ancient Druidic Midsummer Baal
Dandruff Dance Day
Festival of the Purple Void
Let It Go Day
National Day of Remembrance for Victims of Terrorism (Canada)
National Fink Day
Pecan Sandy Day
Poop Out Early Day
Public Service Day (UN)
Typewriter Day
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In the barley where thou sleepest there hides nectar clear, Which men shall know...
– Anonymous
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Holidays 6.22
Anti-Fascist Struggle Day (Croatia)
Chocolate Eclair Day
Festival of Manifest Destiny
Hard Core Pub Crawl Day
Listen To A Child Day
Stupid Guy Thing Day
Zeppelin Day
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A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well...
– M.F.K. Fisher
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Holidays 6.21
Aimless Wandering Day
Anne and Samantha Day
Baby Boomers Recognition Day
Banjo Lesson Day
Cuckoo Warning Day (it will be a wet summer if the cuckoo is heard today)
Go Skateboarding Day
Midsummer Day
National Daylight Appreciation Day
New Hampshire Statehood Day (#9; 1788)
Peaches and Cream Day
Stock Up On Antiperspirant Day
Summer Solstice
World Humanist Day
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Beer is a wholesome liquor….it abounds with nourishment.
– Dr. Benjamin Rush
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Recycle Now, the organization putting on Recycle Week, which begins today, also has a very cool little animated video showing the process that beer cans go through during the recycling process.
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Holidays 6.20
Bald Eagle Day
Day of Cerridwen (Welsh Goddess of Barley)
Loch Ness Day
New Identity Day
Toad Hollow Day of Thank You
Vanilla Milkshake Day
Vinegar Day
West Virginia Statehood Day (#35; 1863)
World Refugee Day (UN)
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Recycle Now, the organization putting on Recycle Week, which begins today, has a very cool little animated video showing the process that beer bottles go through during the recycling process.
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Beer soothes the upset soul.
– Thomas Mann
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Holidays 6.19
Dry Martini Day
Family Awareness Day [3rd Sunday]
Father’s Day [3rd Sunday]
Feast of Forest (Palawan)
Festival of the Coming Ice Age
Husband Caregiver Day [3rd Sunday]
Independence Day (Kuwait; from UK, 1961)
Juneteenth “Never Again” Day
“War Is Hell” Day
World Sauntering Day
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The wise son brings joy to his father, but the wiser son brings beer.
– Mad Mordigan
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Holidays 6.18
Autistic Pride Day
Festival of Invisible Pornography
Independence Day (Egypt; a.k.a. Eid el-Galaa, evacuation of foreign troops, 1954)
International Picnic Day
International Sushi Day
Recess At Work Day
World Juggling Day [Sat. closest to 17th]
Trouser Day
Waterloo Day (UK)
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Beer! my father would bawl whenever some elder dared to chide his tippling. Beer...
– Robert Roberts, The Classic Slum
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Holidays 6.17
Bunker Hill Day (Massachusetts)
Eat All of Your Vegetables Day
Independence Day (Iceland; from Denmark, 1944)
National Apple Streudel Day
Pirate Radio Day
Work @ Home Father’s Day [Friday before 3rd Sunday]
World Day to Combat Desertification & Drought
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Listening to someone who brews his own beer is like listening to a religious...
– Ross Murray, Montreal Gazette, 1991
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Holidays 6.16
Bloomsday
Day of Third-Hand Reports & Shaky Evidence
Fresh Veggies Day
National Fudge Day
Psycho Day
Recess At Work Day
Sussex Day (UK)
Wish Fulfillment Day
Youth Day (South Africa)
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While beer brings gladness, don’t forget
That water only makes you wet.
– Larry Leon Wilson, The Spenders
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Holidays 6.15
Arkansas Statehood Day (#25; 1836)
Festival of Neon Decadence
A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed Day
Magna Carta Day (UK)
Native American Citizenship Day
National Man Day
Nature Photography Day
Own Your Share of America Day
Separation Day (Delaware)
Smile Powder Day
Valdemars Day (Denmark)
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Home is where you hang your hangover.
– James Crumley, The Last Good Kiss
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Holidays 6.14
Baltic Freedom Day
Family History Day
Flag Day (US)
National Strawberry Shortcake Day
Pop Goes the Weasel Day
Waldchestag (Forest Day) [Tuesday after Whitsunday]
World Blood Donor Day
World Sea Turtle Day
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there is noting in the world like the first taste of beer.
– John Steinbeck
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Holidays 6.13
Kitchen Klutzes of America Day
National Juggling Day
National Lobster Day
Quinquatrus Minusculae (Old Roman festival to Minerva)
Race Unity Day
Whitmonday [Monday after Whitsunday]
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Holidays 6.12
Crowded Nest Awareness Day
Dia dos Namorados (Brazil)
Ghost in the Machine Day
Independence Day (Philippines; from Spain, 1898)
Loving Day
Pentecost [7th Sunday after Easter]
Russia Day (Russia)
Whitsunday [7th Sunday after Easter]
World Day Against Child Labor
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I don’t have a drinking problem so much as I have a drinking solution.
– Anonymous
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Holidays 6.11
Betty Picnic (2nd Saturday]
Corn on the Cob Day
Festival of Goibnui (Provider of the Ale of Immortality)
German Chocolate Cake Day
Holiday of the Happy Gnomes
King Kamehameha I Day (Hawaii)
Matralia (Old Roman festival to goddess Mater Matuta)
National Hug Holiday
St. Barnabas’ Day (patron of harvests)
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Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be...
– Bruce Carlton
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Holidays 6.10
Ballpoint Pen Day
Festival of the Forgotten
Herb Day
Iced Tea Day
National Black Cow Day
National Yo-Yo Day
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If God had wanted us to filter our beer, he wouldn’t have given us livers
– Larry Bell
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Holidays 6.9
Feast of the Birth of the White-Breasted Giantess
La Rioja Day (Spain)
LLanimer Day (fka Landimere’s Day; Lanarkshire & Aberdeen, UK) [1st Thursday after 6th]
Monkey Spank Day
Profess Your Love Day
St. Columba’s Day (patron of poets)
Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Day
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You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
– Ray Daniels
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Holidays 6.8
Best Friend’s Day
Bill of Rights Day
Bounty Day (Norfolk Island)
Lindisfarne Day
Name Your Poison Day
National Jelly-Filled Doughnut Day
St. Medard of Noyon’s Day (patron saint of brewers)
Upsy Daisy Day
Watch Day
World Brain Tumor Day
World Ocean Day
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Wine gentrifies, beer unifies.
– W. Scott Griffith