January 2011
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Holidays 12.31
Amateur Drinking Night
Brew Year’s Eve
Check the Smoke Alarms Day
Cowbellion de Rakin Revel (Alabama)
First Nights
Hogmanay Day (Scotland)
Kwanzaa, Day 6: Kuumba (Creativity)
Make Up Your Mind Day
Namahage (Japan)
National Champagne Day
New Year’s Eve
Noche de Pedimento (Wishing Night)
No Interruptions Day
Omisoka Day (Japan)
Universal Hour of Peace (UN)...
December 2010
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Holidays 12.30
Bacon Day
Festival of Enormous Changes At the Last Minute
Kwanzaa, Day 5: Nia (Purpose)
Let’s Make A Deal Day
Pepper Pot Day
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I don’t have a drinking problem, except when I can’t find a drink.
– Tom Waits
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Holidays 12.29
Festival of Autonomous Media
Kwanzaa, Day 4: Ujamaa (Cooperative Economy)
National Chocolate Again Day
Paternoster Row Day
Pepper Pot Day
Texas Statehood Day (#28; 1845)
Tick Tock Day
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Holidays 12.28
Bairns’ Day (Unluckiest Day of the Year)
Card Playing Day
Dyzemas Day
Endangered Species Day
Holy Innocent’s Day (Feast of Fools, Day 3)
Iowa Statehood Day (#29; 1846)
Cross Day (Ireland)
Inocentes (Mexican April Fool’s Day)
Kwanzaa, Day 3: Ujima (Collective Work & Responsibility)
National Chocolate Day
Throw Away Your Subliminal Motivation Tapes Today Day
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The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for...
– Sir Walter Raleigh
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Thought of giving it all away, to a registered charity. All I need is a pint a...
– Paul McCartney, Band on the Run
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Holidays 12.26
Boxing Day (UK)
Day of Goodwill (South Africa)
Day of the Wren (Ireland)
Independence Day (Slovenia; from Yugoslavia, 1990)
Junkanoo (Bahamas)
Kwanzaa, Day 1: Umoja (Unity)
National Thank You Note Day
National Whiner’s Day
Second Day of Christmas
St. Stephen’s Day (Feast of Fools, Day 1)
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While beer brings gladness, don’t forget
That water only makes you wet.
– Larry Leon Wilson, The Spenders
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Holidays 12.25
A’Phabet Day
Birthday of Mithras
Birth of the Sun
Christmas
Heathen’s Fasting Day (Puritan)
Multitude’s Idle Day (Puritan)
Quarter Day (England, Ireland & Wales)
Superstitious Man’s Idol Day (Puritan)
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I wish you a Malty Christmas
And a Hoppy New Year,
A pocket full of money
And...
– Anonymous toast
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Here’s a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle...
– Ogden Nash
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Holidays 12.23
Feast of the Radishes (Mexico)
Festival of the Great Heat (Feast Day of Hathor)
Festivus
Humanlight Celebration
Secret of the Unhewn Stone (Celtic)
Yuletide Lad #12 arrives (Ketkrokur or Meat Hook; Iceland)
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Make the long night shorter, Forgetting not, Good stout old English Porter.
– R. H. Messenger, Give Me the Old
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Holidays 12.22
Date Nut Bread Day
International Arbor Day
The 10 Days of Wanking begins [ website ]
Yuletide Lad #11 arrives (Gattapefur or Sniffer; Iceland)
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Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...
– Ancient Egyptian saying
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Twas The Beer Before Christmas: A Brewery Visit...
While not widely known, St. Nicholas, among his many patronages includes brewers. He is a patron saint of brewers. The way we think of St. Nick in America begins with the publication of Twas the Night Before Christmas: A Visit From St, Nicholas by Clement C. Moore in 1823. So with my tongue firmly set in my cheek, I decided to rewrite Moore’s masterpiece, moving his visit from the home to...
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Holidays 12.21
Chaos Day
Crossword Puzzle Day
Forefather’s Day (New England)
Humbug Day
Look At the Bright Side Day
National Flashlight Day
National Haiku Poetry Day
Phileas Fogg Wins A Wager Day
Winter Solstice
World Peace Day
Yule
Yuletide Lad #10 arrives (Gluggagaegir or Peeper; Iceland)
Ziemassvetki (Ancient Latvia)
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Let schoolmasters puzzle their brains
With grammar, and nonsense, and learning,...
– Oliver Goldsmith, 1728–1774
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Hoidays 12.20
Halcyon Days of Calm Seas begin
International Human Solidarity Day (UN)
Mudd Day
National Sangria Day
Pongol of the Sun (Hindu)
Trivial Pursuit Day
Yuletide Lad #9 arrives (Bjugnakraekir or Sausage Pilferer; Iceland)
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
– Harold Rudolph
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Holidays 12.19
Feast of Goddess of Sankrant (Hindu)
Fiesta of Santo Tomas begins (Guatemala; until 25th)
St. Adam’s Day (1st Beer Drinker)
Yuletide Lad #8 arrives (Skyrgamur or Curd Glutton; Iceland)
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Adhere to the Schweinheitsgebot. Don’t put anything in your beer that a...
– David L. Geary
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Holidays 12.18
Feast of Our Lady of Solitude (Mexico)
Independence Day (Qatar; 1878)
International Migrants Day (UN)
New Jersey Statehood Day (#3; 1787)
To Tell the Truth Day
Wear a Plunger On Your Head Today Day
Yuletide Lad #7 arrives (Huroaskellir or Door-Slammer; Iceland)
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Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.
– William Shakespeare, Two Gentlemen of Verona
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Holidays 12.17
International Day To End Violence Against Sex Workers
National Maple Syrup Day
Saturnalia begins (Ancient Rome)
Underdog Day [3rd Friday]
Yuletide Lad #6 arrives (Askasleikir or Bowl-Licker; Iceland)
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There is food in beer, but there is no beer in food. Beer is like liquid...
– Jim Koch
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Holidays 12.16
Barbie & Barney Backlash Day
Day of Reconciliation (f.k.a. Day of the Vow; South African Afrikaners)
Eat What You Want Day
Independence Day (Bahrain; from UK, 1971)
Independence Day (Kazakhstan; from USSR, 1991)
Man Will Never Fly Memorial Society Day
National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
Posadas begins (Mexico)
Sophia (a.k.a. Sapinetia; Celtic Goddess of Wisdom)
Victory...
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An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own...
– Alvan L. Barach
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He that drinketh strong beer and goes to bed right mellow, lives as he ought to...
– Anonymous
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Holidays 12.14
Alabama Statehood Day (#22; 1819)
Buy A Tree Day
Deck the Halls Day
Halcyon Days begin (7 days before & after Winter Solstice)
Monkey Day
National Bouillabaisse Day
Opposites Attract Day
Quantum Mechanics Day
Unreturned Library Books Day
Yuletide Lad #3 arrives (Stufur or Shorty a.k.a. Pan Scraper; Iceland)
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
– W.C. Fields
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Holidays 12.13
Count the “La’s” in “Deck the Halls” Day
Ice Cream & Violins Day
National Cocoa Day
New Calendar
Santa Lucia Day (Sweden)
St. Lucy’s Day (patron saint of writers)
Yuletide Lad #2 arrives (Giljagaur or Gully Oaf; Iceland)
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Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink.
– Whitstran Brewery sign
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Holidays 12.12
Bonza Bottler Day
Feast of Rekereke (Polynesian God of Pleasure)
Guadalupe Day (Mexico)
Independence Day (Kenya; from UK, 1963)
International Shareware Day
Jamhuri Day (Kenya)
National Ambrosia Day
National Ding-A-Ling Day
Pennsylvania Statehood Day (#2; 1787)
Unmentionable Thoughts Day
Yuletide Lad #1 arrives (Stekkjarstaur or Sheefold Stick; Iceland)
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Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
– Frank Sinatra
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Holidays 12.11
Foire Aux Noix (Nuts Fair; Belgium)
Independence Day (South Africa; from UK, 1931)
Indiana Statehood Day (#19; 1816)
International Mountain Day (UN)
International Shareware Day
National Day of the Horse
Scaling Day (aka Escalade; Switzerland)
Tango Day (Argentina)
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Landlord fill the flowing bowl,
until it doth run over.
For tonight...
– Old English folk song
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Holidays 12.10
Bill of Rights Day
Festival for the Souls of Dead Whales (Inuit)
Human Rights Day (UN)
International Animal Rights Day
Lux Mundi (Light of the Wold; Roman Goddess of Liberty)
Mississippi Statehood Day (#20; 1817)
National Lager Day
National Salesperson’s Day
Nobel Prize Day
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…Actually, I’m a drinker with writing problems.
– Brendan Behan
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Holidays 12.9
Fiesta of the Mother of Health (Mexico)
Independence Day (Tanzania; from UK, 1961)
International Anti-Corruption Day (UN)
National Pastry Day
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We’re all friends in fermentation.
– Fritz Maytag
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Holidays 12.8
Afflux (Discordian)
Bodhi Day (Japan)
Feast of the Immaculate Conception
National Brownie Day
Take It In the Ear Day
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I can’t die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
– Phil Harris
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