May 2012
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Holidays 5.27
Birthday of the Buddha
Bloomer Day
Cellophane Tape Day
Clean Sneakers Appreciation Day
Dia de la Madre (a.k.a. Mother’s Day; Bolivia)
Grape Popsicle Day
National Buttercup Day
National Wig Out Day
Old-Time Player Piano Day
Season of Confusion begins (Discordian)
Throw the Bastards Out Day
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There is food in beer, but there is no beer in food. Beer is like liquid bread —...
– Jim Koch
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Holidays 5.26
Blueberry Cheesecake Day
Dzien Matki (a.k.a. Mother’s Day; Poland)
Feast of VooDoo Economics
Go Barefoot Around the House Day
Grey Day
Independence Day (Georgia; from Russia, 1918)
Independence Day (Guyana; from UK, 1966)
National Day of Healing (Australia)
National Death Busters Day
National Paper Airplane Day
Sally Ride Day
Sorry Day (Australia)
Windmill Day (Netherlands)
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The troubles of our proud and angry dust, are from eternity, and shall not fail....
– A.E. Housman
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Holidays 5.25
Africa Day
Bojangles Day
Don’t Fry Day [Friday before memorial Day]
Flitting Day (Scotland)
Global Planking Day
Geek Pride Day
Gypsy Day
Independence Day (Jordan; from UK, 1946)
National Brown-Bag-It Day
National Don’t Utter a Word Day
National Missing Children’s Day
Revolution Day (Argentina)
National Tap Dance Day
National Wine Day
Poetry Day (Florida)
Saint...
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Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.
– John Ciardi
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Holidays 5.24
Aldersgate Day (Methodism)
Bermuda Day
Brother’s Day
Camping with Barry White Day (David Letterman)
Commonwealth Day (Belize)
Escargot Day
European Day of Parks
Feast of Hermes Trismegistus (patron of alchemy)
Hug Your Cat Day
Independence Day (Ecuador; from Spain, 1822)
Independence Day (Eritrea; from Ethiopia, 1993)
International Tiara Day
The Mothers (Celtic Prosperity...
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There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even...
– Stephen Morris
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Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
– Louis Untermeyer
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When the bee comes to your house, let her have beer; you may want to visit the...
– Congolese proverb
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Holidays 5.21
Anastenarides Feast (Ancient Greek festival of dancing barefoot on hot coals)
Circassian Day of Mourning
End of the World Day 2011
Feast of the Triple Scoop
Festival of Demeter (Greek Barley Mother Goddess)
Hummel Day
Independence Day (Montenegro; from Serbia, 2006)
“I Need A Patch For That” Day
International Jazz Day
National Memo Day
National Waitstaff Day
Red Cross Day
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Said Aristotle unto Plato,
‘Have another sweet potato?’
Said Plato...
– Owen Wister
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Holidays 5.20
Beating of the Bounds (Old England)
Blue Jeans Day
Eliza Doolittle Day
Emancipation Day (Florida)
European Maritime Day (EU)
Go Fly A Kite With the Kids Day
I Am An American Day [3rd Sunday]
Independence Day (Cuba; from US, 1902)
Independence Day (East Timor; internationally recognized, 2002)
Lafayette Day (Massachusetts)
Love Feast Under the Gospel Elm (Wicken, UK)
Mecklenburg Day...
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Holidays 5.19
Armed Forces Day (US) [3rd Saturday]
Circus Day
Dark Day (New England)
Devil’s Food Cake Day
Do Dah Day (Birmingham, Alabama)
Greek Genocide Remembrance Day
International Chicken Flying Meet
Kirkland’s Warbler Day
Malcolm X Day (US)
May Ray Day
National Memo Day
Plant Something Day
Turn Beauty Inside Out Day
Youth and Sports Day (Turkey)
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Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with...
– Hugh Hood
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Holidays 5.18
Apollon Day (Old Roman Festival to Apollo, God of Music, Poetry & Sunlight)
Bike to Work Day (US) [3rd Friday]
Black Watch Day
Cheese Souffle Day
Endangered Species Day
Hispanic Family Day
Independence Day (Somaliland; from Somalia, 1991; unrecognized)
International Museum Day
Las Piedras Day (Uruguay)
Magtymguly Day (a.k.a. Revival, Unity & Poetry Day; Turkmenistan)
NASCAR Day
...
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Wherever beer is brewed, all is well — wherever beer is drunk, life is good.
– Czech saying
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Holidays 5.17
Ascension Day [39 Days after Easter]
Cherry Cobbler Day
Constitution Day (Norway; from Denmark, 1814)
Dea Dia (Goddess of the Cosmos)
Dia das Letras Galegas (Spain)
Famine Memorial Day (Ireland)
Galacian Literature Day
I-Am-An-American Day
International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia
National Cyber Safety Awareness Day
National Employee Health & Fitness Day
Pack Rat Day
Peasant Day...
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Holidays 5.16
Biographer’s Day
Coquilles St. Jacques Day
Love A Tree Day
Middlesex Day (UK)
Red Hill Holiday (Russia)
Root Beer Day
Sneeze Without Embarrassment Day
St. John of Nepomuk’s Day (patron of Bohemia, Czech Republic)
Wear Purple For Peace Day
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As you sow, you must reap — as you brew, so you must bake.
– Colman & Garrick, Clandestine Marriage, 1766
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Holidays 5.15
Aoi Matsuri (a.k.a. Hollyhock Leaf Crest Festival; Kyoto, Japan)
Chocolate Chip Day
Conscientious Objectors’ Day
International Day of Families (UN)
Mercuralia (Old Roman Festival to Mercury)
Nakba Day (Palestine)
National Pizza Party Day
National Sea Monkeys Day
Never Turn Your Back on the Ocean Day
Nylon Stockings Day
Over the Rainbow Day
Peace Officer Memorial Day
Relive Your...
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Kitchens in Milwaukee are built with three taps — marked hot, cold and Schlitz.
– Old Milwaukee saying
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Holidays 5.14
Brewster’s Day
Buttermilk Biscuit Day
Fahrenheit Day
Help Clean Up Your Street Day
Independence Day (Israel; self-declared, 1948)
Independence Day (Paraguay; from Spain, 1811)
Kamuzu Day (Malawi)
National Dance Like A Chicken Day
National Mild Day (UK)
National Unification Day (Liberia)
National Women’s Check-Up Day
Stars & Stripes Forever Day
Underground America Day
...
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Bot we must drynk as we brew And that is bot reson.
– Towneley Play of Second Shepherd, 1450
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Holidays 5.13
Abbotsbury Garland Day (Dorset, UK)
Animal Disaster Preparedness Day
Blame Someone Else Day
Canada Health Day
Druid Day
Fibromyalgia Day
Fiesta of Five Flags
Frog Jumping Day
Fruit Cocktail Day
Leprechaun Dy
Mother’s Day [2nd Sunday]
National Apple Pie Day
National Mills Day
National Nutty Fudge Day
Purlliya (Ancient Anatola; Dragon Slaying Festival)
Rogation Sunday [Sunday...
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Blessed is the mother who gives birth to a brewer.
– Czech saying
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Holidays 5.11
Blow Bubbles For Your Cat Day
Bob Marley Day (Jamaica)
Childcare Providers Appreciation Day
Eat What You Want Day
International Strange Music Festival
Joan of Arc Day (Orleans, France)
Military Spouse Appreciation Day [Friday before Mother’s Day]
Minnesota Statehood Day (#32; 1858)
National Mocha Torte Day
Twilight Zone Day
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They just didn’t understand what I was doing, they couldn’t comprehend the idea...
– Jack McAuliffe, New Albion Brewery founder
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Holidays 5.10
Clean Up Your Room Day
Confederate Memorial Day (NC, SC)
Dia De La Madre (Mexico)
Five & Dime Day
Golden Spike Day
Human Kindness Day
International Monty Python Status Day
Library Legislative Days
Mom’s Night Out [Thursday before Mother’s Day]
Move for Health Day
National Receptionist Day
National Shrimp Day
National Tourist Appreciation Day
Ring Day
Skunks Born Day
...
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Any foreign trip is better if you can visit a few breweries.
– Fred Eckhardt
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You’ll never meet an ex-craft beer drinker.
– David Fougeron, Southern Star Brewing
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Holidays 5.8
Coca-Cola Day
Empanada Day
Furry Dance (a.k.a. The Flora; Helston, Cornwall, UK)
International Migratory Bird Day
National Coconut Crem Pie Day
No Socks Day
Teacher’s Day [Tuesday of 1st full week]
Time of Remembrance and Reconciliation for Those Who Lost Their Lives During the Second World War Day
Truman Day (Missouri)
Victory in Europe Day
White Lotus Day (Theosophy)
World Red...
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Holidays 5.7
Beaufort Scale Day
Experience the Awesome Stomach-Churning Wonder of a Thrill Ride Day
Homespun History Day
Join Hands Day
Letter Carriers “Stamp Out Hunger” Food Drive Day
Melanoma Monday [1st Monday]
National Day of Reason
National Nuzzling Day
National Skin Self-Examination Day
Paste-Up Day
Roast Leg of Lamb Day
Spring Astronomy Day
Victory in Europe Day
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Save the Earth … It’s the only planet with beer.
– Anonymous, seen on a t-shirt
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Home is where you hang your hangover.
– James Crumley, The Last Good Kiss
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Holidays 5.5
Big Brew Day [1st Saturday]
Bonza Bottler Day
Cartoonists Day
Kodomo-No-Hi (Children’s Day; Japan)
Cinco de Mayo
Europe Day
Feast of al-Khadr (St. George; Palestine)
Folly Festival
Great American Grump Out
Independence Day (The Netherlands; from Nazi Germany, 1945)
International Midwives’ Day
Lusophone Culture Day
National Chocolate Custard Day
National Day of Reason
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It is my aim to win the American people over to our side, to make them all...
– Adolphus Busch
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Holidays 5.4
Bird Day (US)
Bona Dea (Old Roman odes of Women’s Mysteries)
Candied Orange Peel Day
Cassinga Day (Namibia)
Compliment Someone’s Smile Day
Great American Grump Out Day
Greenery Day (a.k.a. Midori no Hi; Japan)
Independence Day (Latvia; from USSR, 1990)
Independence Day (Rhode Island; from Great Britain, 1776)
International Firefighters’ Day
International Respect For...
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep...
– Ernest Hemingway
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Holidays 5.3
Birthday of Spam E-mail
Chocolate Custard Day
Constitution Memorial Day
Dia de la Cruz (Day of the Holy Cross; Mexico, Latin America)
Discoflux (Discordian)
Garden Meditation Day
Kenpo Kinenbi (a.k.a. Constitution Day; Japan)
Lumpy Rug Day
National Specially-Abled Pets Day
National Day of Prayer [1st Thursday]
National Two Different Colored Shoes Day
Paranormal Day
Procession of the...
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Beer is the center of everything. Everything revolves around beer. When you...
– University of Waterloo Engineers
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Holidays 5.2
Ba Ba Ba Booo Day
Brothers and Sisters Day
Dos de Mayo (Spain)
Eve of the Finding of the True Cross
Feast of Osiris (who taught the Egyptians how to brew beer)
Fire Day
Holiday of the Region of Madrid (Spain)
Lag B’Omer (Hebrew harvest time)
Mad Festival
National Babies Day
National Lumpy Rug Day
National Truffles Day
Peasant’s Day (Burma)
Robert’s Rules Day
Rowdy...
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One drink is just right,
two are too many,
three too few
– Spanish saying
April 2012
50 posts
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Holidays 4.29
Day to Remember Chemical Warfare Victims
Feast of the Secret Masters
Fish Cleaning Night (David Letterman)
Greenery Day (Japan)
Hairball Awareness Day
International Dance Day
Milk-Curdling Sunday (Gremlins; not always a Sunday)
National Dance Day
Public Skipping Day
Queen’s Night (Netherlands)
Save the Frogs Day
Shōwa Day (Japan)
Shrimp Scampi Day
Thesaurus Day
Toad Suck Daze...
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
– Mitch Hedberg
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A stein in the hand is worth two on the bar.
– Anonymous
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Holidays 4.27
Arbor Day [Last Friday]
Babe Ruth Day
Freedom Day (South Africa)
Hairball Awareness Day
Independence Day (Sierra Leone; from UK, 1961)
Independence Day (Togo; from France, 1960)
Learn To Make An Apricot Cream Pie Day
Matanzas Mule Day
Morse Code Day
National D.J. Day
National Prime Rib Day
National Teach Children To Save Day
New Beginning Day
Sleep Day
Tell A Story Day
UnFreedom...
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Holidays 4.26
Cape Henry Day (Virginia)
Festival of Individual Sovereignty
Hug a Friend Day
Hug An Australian Day
National Kids and Pets Day
National Pretzel Day
Poem in Your Pocket Day
Read Me Day
Remember Your First Kiss Day
Richter Scale Day
Shuffleboard Day
Static Cling Day
Take Our Daughters and Sons To Work Day [4th Thursday]
Union Day (Tanzania)
World Intellectual Property Day (UN)
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Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow.
– Cicero
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Holidays 4.25
Administrative Professionals Day
Adonia (Greek women’s festival)
Anti-Nuclear Day
Anzac Day (Australia, New Zealand)
Arbor Day (Germany)
Canadanaigua (festival of lights, ritual of harvest and thanksgiving; Native American)
DNA Day
East Meets West Day
Malaria Awareness Day
National Sense of Smell Day
parental Alienation Awareness Day
Red Hat Society Day
Robigalia (Ancient Roman...